So I did another version of this meme last year, but with a video instead of just audio. I re-did this, minus my adorable sidekick Diego (who has sadly passed since I recorded the video of the last meme). Hope youse all enjoy my voice. :x

What’s your name and your username(s)? 

Where are you from? Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly, carbonated drink called? What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? potato bug What do you say to address a group of people? What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? Would you rather a wizard or a vampire? How old are you? Is it cold where you are? What is your favorite color? What color are your eyes? Do you have freckles? When is your birthday? What was the last thing you drank? Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? Do you speak a second language? Say something in it. What do you call gym shoes? What do you call your grandparents? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent? Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

pseudometry:

Tom Waits. Who can compare?

…but you’re innocent when you dream, when you dream…

Tom Waits = always reblog

(via rubyvroom)

hipeponymous:

“Poets” by The Tragically Hip
(Words/Music: The Tragically Hip, Album: Phantom Power, Universal Music Canada 1998)

Don’t tell me what the poets are doing
Don’t tell me that they’re talkin’ tough
Don’t tell me that they’re anti-social
Somehow not anti-social enough, all right

detective-inspector:

augustetheconsultingmeddler:

A version of Sherlock’s Theme I made, played from samples of hitting and ringing a wine glass.

-Download-

(via wassupholmes)

everythingishilarious:

Game Shows Touch Our Lives - tMG

people say friends don’t destroy one another. what do they know about friends?

(Source: good-to-sea, via bannerisms)

that post about the Wolf Moon made me do it.

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roxorfoxor:

envirobear:

robotlyra:

brokentripod:

btfreek:

injektiloj:

duilleog:

michaelpalin:

abluerogue:

Radiohead’s Reckoner if it was written and produced in the 80s.

i was like “ok” but then HOLY FUCKING SHIT

amazing.

I was grooving along and loving this and then I just cracked up at the sax solo because it’s perfect.

What even. Whoever made this deserves awards.

AHAHAHAH OH WOW HOLY SHIT

Radiohead is actually one of my favorite bands, without me even being fully aware of it. One day I woke up and I realized I had 80% of their discography. I find it hard to actively CALL them a favorite, because they’re very challenging musically, and if I’m not careful, they can depress me into near oblivion.

However, this does not inspire depression. Rather, this inspires the urge to flip on some sunglasses, don a Members Only Jacket, hop in a Ferrari, and go CRUISE.

Oh yeah

finally, I can listen to a Radiohead song without getting into some quasi-nihilistic funk

(via and-then-eve)

spectralradiance:

The Mountain Goats— This Year

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.

Happy 2012, everyone. May it kick 2011’s ass.